Callum Semple

Yo guys its your boys Simple Semple and David Weak. As a result of our undying love for balls, we’d take great pride to have the honour of protecting the quality and legacy of the RSM’s balls in the upcoming year and ensuring that everyone’s ball experience next year goes better than the redesign of the Imperial logo. With Mr Strongs pristine reputation and Mr Semples ability to not get completely blackout drunk at every ACC (ignore last one), I believe we will fit this role like 2 peas in a pod. With our combined intellectual prowess, there's only a 20% chance that freshers dinner is at spoons next year. We’d appreciate your votes miners!

Strengths: Attractive af, NO DRAMA, 9am lecture attendance, bench=.100kg, squat=.164kg,

Negatives: Organising events, (specifically dinners – lunch ok), drenching freshers in wine (not naming any names), ACC antics

Callum Semple and David Strong xx