Elizabeth Hassan

Dodgeball: President

N*cholas M****h Supports this Bid for Presidency

(I mean, maybe, I haven’t asked him)

After 2 years of aggressive campaigning, and some solid results in both positions of Tour Secretary and Women’s 1s Captain – ‘Best Cheerleader 2023’ as voted by the people is once again looking for your votes.

Coming in with 0 financial experience in running anything, I’m sure that I will tackle the budget with a lot of pizzazz (and maybe fewer emojis than Miles – _{but no promises}). I won’t pretend I understand tax rates, but that’s what a competent treasurer and google is for. _{Plus I graduate next year lol – good luck.}

Continuing the tradition of presidents living with former president Sam Andresen (I was more of a squatter if we want to be technical), I think I bring a lot to the table (like maybe being the only candidate?) more so than RON _{(I hate that guy)} whose attention is already divided with the many committee roles he’s surely going to get this election cycle.

But seriously, I’m a super duper committed member of this club (despite never setting a pint time) and I pretty much go to everything. I’ve dedicated myself to all the roles in this club I have taken on officially and unofficially (and I haven’t had a welfare complaint filed against me yet - 22/02/24). So basically all pluses.

See you at elections team xxx