Rishi Patel

Hi all. You're probably expecting a ChatGPT essay like the other buffoon applying for this role, who goes by the name Shivank.

No.

I simply want to appeal to you the people. You, the people who have gotten to know me this past year as your President. You, the people who have helped make this year the best year Imperial Hindu Society has ever had before, with a record 420 members, with the number rising everyday. You, the people who helped make the biggest Diwali Ball possible, and will be a part of the biggest Holi to date!

Because that is what this has always been about. You. The members.

I hope I can count on your vote so we can work together to make next year an even bigger and better year. I have many plans, some which I didn't manage to do this year, including planning a volunteering trip to our partner orphanage in India. So the future looks exciting, rest assured.

I will leave you with some words about Shivank. Last year we were National champions for badminton. This year, under Shivank's leadership, we are not.

Interpret that how you will.