William Robinson

Why would anyone vote for Will Robinson? He claims he:

• Endeavours to be the greatest ambassador to the department that year 2 IC Physics could ever imagine - what a nerd😭
• Proudly handles other positions of responsibility such as the social secretary position in ICSO - how dull💀
• Has made a name for himself throughout the department and society before even running - I bet he was the biggest teacher's pet at school...
• Wants to somehow do his part in the laborious task of dragging IC Physics up from the second worst physics department in the country for student satisfaction (which is just embarrassing and an unjustified stain on our reputation at this point) - he should know we'd rather just complain and have nothing be done😐
• Will uncompromisingly advocate for the academic interests of the entire second year cohort to ensure everyone feels heard - sounds like yapping to me🤦‍♂️

None of this sounds convincing - we want to elect someone who's only running for half a CV line rather than this confused individual who genuinely cares about his fellow students, so why is he even bothering to run? Right?

That's what I thought too - now make the right decision or else.🗿

"Where there's a Will, there's a way." - someone very wise