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James Hii

Mathematics: Head Gardener

READ THIS MANIFESTO AND REJOICE:

As Mathematicians we dedicate our lives to asserting and proving the fundamental truths of the universe, upon which science and technology have blossomed since the dawn of humanity.

And yet, I "assert" that the only "fundamental truth" is that the Huxley "Building" is the neglected middle child of the Imperial College campus, appropriately tucked away into a corner out of the public view, where passion and dreams quickly converge to zero.

If YOU have ever felt existential dread in these situations:

  1. Walking into the Huxley Building
  2. Walking near the Huxley Building
  3. Talking about the Huxley Building
  4. Thinking about walking into the Huxley Building
  5. Remembering the Huxley Building exists

VOTE NOW "if and only if" you vote for me.

How YOU will benefit from MY rise to power:

  1. Flowers and Plants
  2. Grass to touch (indoors)
  3. Febreeze in Common Areas (mask the smell of your coursemates)
  4. Aquariums and Terrariums!
  5. Community Artwork (Fun and Inspirational)
  6. General sense of hope and optimism!
  7. Restored faith in your Maths degree

It is a well-defined fact that the Huxley Building is in dire need of a makeover. Together we can combine the powers of friendship and maths to make Huxley Building slay again.

Love forever,

James (Future Head Gardener)