What is a vice president? A leader? Nah. A servant of the people? Maybe. But I’m no servant.
Hmmm, then what is a vice president…. Or why am I here? A duty to my people? Perhaps. The authority from being in a position of power? Ooh now it’s getting good. Maybe it’s the aura, the fame?
Sure, ive been a part of subcomm, helped organize games night, interacted and collaborated with other Uni’s for Indian Soc events and represented Imperial Indian Soc. Hell ive even stayed back and cleaned up rooms when Aryaman runs off to do his nonsense.
Ok that’s enough drama (probably the EMW effect). Anyway since I cant answer lets find out once I’m VP.
Ill end with a chant that ties our entire Indian community together:
Chu*iya
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Wait a minute. That’s it. I know what it is, what I want. It’s simple isn’t it. Something that ties our community together. Theres only one thing.
BAKCHODI (directly translated to ‘shenanigans’ – but you know you cant translate emotions)
And in my reign as VP, for those who know, Bakchodi will never stop and those who don’t, you will now know…