Inaas Attellesey

Hello, my fellow Devils!

As many of you know, our beloved previous webmaster is skating off to new comittee positions, and I’m attempting to step up to fill his mighty shoes. I’m here to pledge something monumental: I will remain so chronically online that while I may occasionally miss the puck, I will never miss a chance to broadcast the glorious victories of the Devils to the world.

I swear to you, my loyal team, that in the event of (any) losses, they will be buried beneath a mountain of content, so expertly crafted that they will go completely unnoticed.

We will flood every corner of the internet with highlights, memes, and pictures of Muffin and Dimmi, our beloved mascots, with such frequency that your feed will no longer be yours, but rather a living shrine to the greatness of the Devils.

Thank you for considering me to join the ranks of our wonderful comittee my dear society members, I promise to do a better job of it than I do of playing left wing. I hope to serve you all as your humble Web master next year,

Sincerely,

Inaas