I've been described in many ways in my time. A high-utility friend, queen of the custom t-shirt, not that annoying for an Australian. But do you want to know what word has never been used to describe me? Offline. My screen-time makes Roblox kids quiver in fear. I single-handedly line the pockets of the social media elite. My knowledge of memes? Uncontested. Therefore, it would be an absolute honour to put the habit t ...