Hello ballers, I want to be president.
My skill set includes:
beating everyone except matt sood in a strawpedo race in first year
splits
planning a tour that no one can deny did take place
listening to criticism and trying to grow and improve
taking advice from people who know better than me
the other way splits
hating my degree and finding literally anything else to do instead of it: perfect for dodgeball
talking to women
Am I qualified? No. Vote for me.
Alina