Anna Coates

Despite the slanderous accusations in the Pit on my debatable maths skills, if Scrooge McDuck can do it, can't we all? At the beck and call of your (hopefully) new captain, have faith that I won't forget to book any courts for the matches. Those light will be shining down on us every Monday. As much as I may forget my own shoes when I go to leave in the morning, I will make sure our umpires are paid swiftly, lest they stop lending me their umbrellas. As a final note, unlike your (new) captain, I promise that all our savings will not go towards Lego.