Jolie McGreavy

Dear Alcoholics Aquaholics,

Whether running for social secretory was always my ultimate fate within Imperial, or whether there is just a serious lack of competition for the position this year, we will never know. Either way, I am prepared to make a serious commitment to the WoPo community and ensure it remains the best club.

My promises:

• Introduce new drinking games (no more zimmi-zimmi)
• Fun socials – within our club and with other medics’ clubs
• Inspire people to attend training; whilst there’s no need to drink responsibly, let’s make sure we’re training responsibly.
• The last 3 people at Reynold’s will be greeted with a shot of some Eastern European spirit that was brewed in my grandfather’s garden
• Recruit the new freshers: blackmail, bribery, begging – whatever it takes
• Work with the publicity officer to improve our social media presence

Why I am an ideal candidate:

• I used to be a competitive swimmer, and I am now channelling this energy into water polo
• I’m very easy to work with
• I love alcohol
• I have been writing my mom’s emails since I was 5 (she’s foreign)

What I plan to ‘learn on the job’:

• How NOT to take 32 seconds to smash a pint.

Please vote for me, or don’t. As an Eastern European, I have mastered the art of rising to power without the need to be elected. I offer a strong incentive (lots of alcohol) to those who decide to vote for me.

Much PoLove,

Your future social secretary (hopefully…)