Fedir Furtsev

Sea Shanty: Secretary

I've pirated movies all my life, anyways here is a relatable shanty

… No future was there in London for a poor man's son like meSo I left my home, and I went to seek my fortune on the seaI signed aboard a merchant ship bound for the West IndiesAnd six weeks out, we tapped into the winds of piracy

… There were sails on the horizon, and we tried to make a runAnd when we saw that black flag, then our runnin' it was doneAnd when those pirates boarded us, they told us one-by-one"You can die or join our crew, me boys, time flies when you're havin' rum"

… Time flies when you're havin' rum, me boysTime flies when you're havin' rumWhen you're sailin' under the black flag, and you're firin' all your gunsWhen you take a Spanish treasure ship, you divide by the rule of thumbThe voyage will be over soon enoughTime flies when you're havin' rum

… With a pistol to my forehead, then my choice was all too clearI took leave of that merchant ship and became a buccaneerAnd though they spared my life, I think that if the truth be toldI'd joined them for the promise of adventure, rum, and gold

… The quartermaster handed me a cutlass and a gunAnd as I signed their articles, the captain told me, "SonUs gentlemen of fortune live life fast and on the runSo step right up and take your share, time flies when you're havin' rum!"

███████████████████████████
███████▀▀▀░░░░░░░▀▀▀███████
████▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀████
███│░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░│███
██▌│░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░│▐██
██░└┐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░┌┘░██
██░░└┐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░┌┘░░██
██░░┌┘▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄└┐░░██
██▌░│██████▌░░░▐██████│░▐██
███░│▐███▀▀░░▄░░▀▀███▌│░███
██▀─┘░░░░░░░▐█▌░░░░░░░└─▀██
██▄░░░▄▄▄▓░░▀█▀░░▓▄▄▄░░░▄██
████▄─┘██▌░░░░░░░▐██└─▄████
█████░░▐█─┬┬┬┬┬┬┬─█▌░░█████
████▌░░░▀┬┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┬▀░░░▐████
█████▄░░░└┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┘░░░▄█████
███████▄░░░░░░░░░░░▄███████
██████████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄██████████
███████████████████████████