Zahra Sheikh

I love blood. Blood conference. A conference, about blood, within blood, around blood. Let me set the scene: blood. Picture this: blood. An epiphany: blood.

I dream about bloodclart conference chair every day. You love blood, I love blood. You need blood. You want blood. Blood is what brings us together and tears us apart. Vote me for bloodclart conference chair. Vote Zahra and Clartmini right now or there will be consequences.

I yearn to chair this conference. I long for it, I labour for it, I LIVE FOR IT. It is only right that I assume supreme leadership as conference chair with my good friend Clartmini and reign over all those in favour of blood. I am the ying to her yang and the blood to her clart.