Harrison Roberts

Ever since the day I was born, it was my destiny to become Mega Daddy.

With 17 illegitimate children already, I have proven myself a worthy parent. My three children from first year have passed all their exams (honest x), thanks to my excellent advice.

A vote for me is a vote for top tier social events, top tier family competitions, and most importantly, top tier rewards! I will use this years budget on bringing together families and ensuring that the older years aren't just step parents, they're the parents that stepped up.

Alcoholic, Non-Alcoholic, whatever you identify as, boy do we have the parents for you! And I, as Mega Daddy, will make sure you have an excellently matched batch of children next year, the forms will be more detailed, the information will be more necessary, and the socials will be more litty!

Yours truly,

Mega Daddy Harrison