Wendy Deng

Running a society isn’t unlike surviving a Baltic winter — cold, unpredictable, and mostly a matter of pretending you’re fine while quietly losing the plot.

If I’m president, there’ll be no chaos disguised as spontaneity. No vague half-plans held together by hope and duct tape. Events will be organised, budgets will be intact, and no one will be left asking why we’ve got 200 plastic cups and nothing to pour in them.

We’ll celebrate Lithuanian culture properly — from cepelinai that sit in your stomach like guilt, to folk dances that double as controlled suffering. All with the structure, sarcasm, and slightly unhinged energy it deserves.

Vote Wendy. For a society that’s fully functional — even if we’re not.