Matthew Oswald

I'm identifiable. I will listen to you, and your complaints and thoughts will be passed on. Find me or message me whenever and you will always find a confidential ear willing to listen and help as much as I (with a limited 18 years) can. My first motion would be to actually figure out what I'm meant to be doing. Inconsistent microwaves, painfully cold rooms with zero heating, perhaps a lack of socials or any other quality of life (somehow a PS5 and a 24' TV for each room sounds unlikely), while I can make no promises as to results due to a lack of direct knowledge as a first year, I can and would swear to do my best to improve as many of these things as I could. Now you may be wondering if that's realy a good enough reason to vote for me. If I'm the only candidate, then your only option is to hope I'll somehow be useful, if there are other candidates, then the main reasons would be either a trust in my ability to listen and then stand for your wants and wishes, a love of gambling (99% of gamblers quit before their biggest hit - some smart guy somewhere), or simply voting for the least seriously written manifesto which will surely account for a few people. You only live once, gamble for the funnies, what do you have to lose? This all in is a mere meaningless single vote. I'mrunningoutofwordssothankyouforreadingthis, haveagoodrestofyourday. Pleasevoteforme. Ordont. Inthelongrunitcouldneverreallymatter.