Julien Jean

Cavers, whether you fit a 1A or 4B PVC, a size 4 or size 12 welly, here me out.

This club has recently fallen into shambles, and it is time that I have taken the matter into my hands personally. There is a surprising, unexplainable lack of faff that permeates the club to every level. As president, I make sure that sh*t will happen, and to accept the unavoidable sweet, sweet faff with open arms. What good is a Yorkshire trip if you don’t arrive at 3 AM? Where’s the fun in winter tour if you remember to pack everything? Is it even caving if there’s no faff?

On another note, I have also listened to the people, and it is clear that the club is severely lacking animals. Just imagine the Slov carries with a newly acquired club donkey, or even a stores monkey. Feel free to give me more suggestions; the more outrageous they are, the more likely I will be to implement them.

Yours ‘til the chamois screech their last “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”,

El Bombo

Your future president