Erik Romain

I believe in transparency. So here's an exhaustive list of things I don't know and can't do:

I don’t know what Gluten is, I don’t know the difference between debit and credit, I can’t do a kickflip, I don’t understand Bitcoin, I can’t code, I don’t know the difference between a Lager and an Ale, I can’t sing, can’t dance, don’t know how to drive, can’t touch my toes, no clue how far north Liverpool is, can’t do a proper Obama impression, I can’t play the didgeridoo, I tell people I've read Crime and Punishment (I'm lying), I can't do a wheelie and I can't spell diarhea.

By the rules of logic you can now work out all the things I know and can do.