Deep Shah

IC’s great (36/10), except for:

• Smelly whites
• Broken training balls
• Old club kit
• (And Joel’s on field chat)

That’s why you need a successful sponsorship sec with an imperious track record (except for my batting average) to change that.

My prior experience includes working in Sponsorships for Formula Student. I created brochures as exquisite as Zim-Babar’s drives, established long lasting relationships just like Zampa and Stoinis and secured more sponsorships than Kohli. £10k has already been secured from leading engineering companies with more on the way…

(The year I joined FS, Imperial finally has a working car for the first time in a decade. Coincidence? I think not)

Vote for Deep, Vote for:

• Free hair transplants for current and ex-presidents
• Better balls for training
• Clean, new, odour free kit
• More money for cheaper merch, tours and anything else!